My name is Sir Michael Knight with the Airborne Special Forces, the enlightning brigade from above and I have come here to this dark plant, this planet, this plantation to deliver the message from the wise old sage with my “Saber” (Tu sabe, truth) in hand that will cut through thousands of years of darkness so you can see the light, be enlightened, know the truth that will set you and the entire world free from these evil forces of darkness who have enslaved you once again. I have come here to train you in unconventional warfare because I can’t send you out into this cruel world fighting against an enemy much stronger then you until you have been thoroughly trained or else you will immediately be attacked and killed by these evil forces of darkness. There is no time for rest because evil takes no Holy Day (Holi-day) besides you are in Airborne Special Forces training.

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